This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed